Letters: Rocks fell, nobody died
Jun. 6th, 2009 02:16 amFrom: Thomas Raith <godofcologne@livejournal.com>
To: Alice Cullen <projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>
Subject: Sorry about the late response…
Dear sweet forgiving Alice,
I’m really really sorry for not writing you back, but between the little present you warned me about (which, by the way, thank you. I had seriously considered taking a baseball bat to it) and the whole Lacci thing… then the Dru thing… then the Bob thing… Everything imploded, to put it mildly. Can you ever forgive me for not being on top of everything?
I promise to try better next time (though I certainly don’t hope there’s a next time). As for where Lacci went, the answer’s sort of complicated and I don’t know how much they showed on screen. If you want details, you have my number. Things are going haywire here, Alice, as I’m sure you’ve started to see. I’ve sent you some things in the mail, and there’s something I want to ask you about your brother. Edward seems to have booked himself a long Egyptian river cruise, and I was hoping you’d have some suggestions on how to haul him off it?
I’m going for a drive to ease my mind. Hopefully I’ll have something more coherent for you later.
Irrepressibly yours,
Thomas
To: Alice Cullen <projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>
Subject: Sorry about the late response…
Dear sweet forgiving Alice,
I’m really really sorry for not writing you back, but between the little present you warned me about (which, by the way, thank you. I had seriously considered taking a baseball bat to it) and the whole Lacci thing… then the Dru thing… then the Bob thing… Everything imploded, to put it mildly. Can you ever forgive me for not being on top of everything?
I promise to try better next time (though I certainly don’t hope there’s a next time). As for where Lacci went, the answer’s sort of complicated and I don’t know how much they showed on screen. If you want details, you have my number. Things are going haywire here, Alice, as I’m sure you’ve started to see. I’ve sent you some things in the mail, and there’s something I want to ask you about your brother. Edward seems to have booked himself a long Egyptian river cruise, and I was hoping you’d have some suggestions on how to haul him off it?
I’m going for a drive to ease my mind. Hopefully I’ll have something more coherent for you later.
Irrepressibly yours,
Thomas