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From: Thomas Raith <godofcologne@livejournal.com >
To: Alice Cullen <projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>

Subject: Greetings from the Bin!

Dear Alice,

I hope this finds you well, and that Jasper isn’t too upset with us seducing you away for so long. It seems rather pointless to regale you with all the happenings since you’ve left since I’m sure you’ve seen them in multiple ways. Still, Vlad was quite the charming diversion. You and he should coordinate your next visit. I’ll even promise Edward and Lacci that neither of you will bother them.

I suspect by now Jasper is either frothing at the mouth or packing bags for both of you right now. See, burgeoning psychic here. If there’s anything you need me to beat into Edward’s head, let me know. The offer’s always open, as is the invitation to come back. And you were right, things are resting better on my mind now that I know Edward will ride shotgun if I need him to. I’m sleeping better too, marginally. So thank you for that. See, taking advice here.

And now we get to the other reason why I wrote (it’s not the real reason, you know, just a second, just as important, reason). What do you think about this whole get-Harry-to-help-Dru thing? Harry’s willing to do it (I’m sure he blew out the phone as soon as I hung up), but the whole thing with Dru worries me. Granted, anything that ends up with me wandering the garden half-naked staring at the stars is sort of worrisome. Maybe Edward is getting in too deep here and I with him. Not that it would be the first time I’ve gotten in over my head, but if I’m going to need to haul Edward back out, it would be nice to know. Not asking for the future, you know, just some Sage advice.

Irrepressibly yours,
Thomas

PS – Although… if you see the fangirl hoards coming again, could you send a heads-up? It would be really appreciated.
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From: Sgt. Karrin Murphy <kmurphy@si.chicagopd.com>
To: Thomas Raith <godofcologne@livejournal.com>

Subject: Worried about you

Thomas --

You doing okay? I haven't heard from you in more than a week and Harry is getting antsy. He keeps muttering about you and a job and sleeping potions. I did some research of my own on the Internet about your show and, first off, let me say the fans are terrifying. God, the teen set is understandable, but the forty-somethings making elaborate plans to stalk places near that house and get a chance to be bitten or fed from? Those women are fucking lunatics. Half of them seem to think you're really great actors and the other half seem to think you're real vampires. Thomas, those are real people. If you run into them and they get hurt... You might be out of my jurisdiction right now, but I will kick your ass when you get back to Chicago.

Where was I again? Right. The Internet. There are rumours that you disappeared for three days and came back shot. I noticed you weren't on the show for a couple of days but assumed you were just hiding from the camping fall-out. Thomas, did you really jet off somewhere and get shot? I hate to do it, but do I need to mail you the rest of your gear? Your clips are illegal in that state, but there are enough spooks in your house that you might need them.

Karrin

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