[02: video] - Life is fraughtless, when you're thoughtless

[emptynight]

[About five minutes ago, a sharp popping sound could have been heard from one of the emptier buildings in the city. And only now does the video come on, with Thomas looking disheveled, to put it mildly. He's got yellow pulp clinging to his hair, and his clothes are clinging to him again, this time covered in what looks like apple juice.]

[still, he doesn't look particularly embarrassed, just a little sheepishly smirky]


So, fermenting apple cider explodes. Who knew.


[ooc: on-line or off, either is fine. He'll be cleaning up his mess for a good long while, plenty of time for multiple people to drop by.]

Comments

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer has used a Star Wars reference a time or three in his life, but he only guesses who 'Yoda' is because he knows full well he and Gabriel alone know how to laugh.]

Because unlike the others we weren't homeschooled, I suppose.

[emptynight]

So there's a Hogwarts School for Humour Challenged Angels now?

[thelightbringer]

Well, I was never challenged. And it doesn't help that Raphael has developed a temper recently.

[emptynight]

Isn't a temper one of those 'feelings' things I don't see your lot displaying very often?

[thelightbringer]

Anger is more of a tool than an emotion in my family.

[emptynight]

[it's a while before he responds. It takes a while to regrow a tongue. But when Thomas does, he looks annoyed, and his words are a little slurred, as if he's not quite used to the way his tongue feels in his mouth.]

Oh yeah? She looked pretty emotional to me.

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer knows his sister, so he can guess disturbingly quickly what happened.]

Well, you need to stop offending her. She never has learned you can teach someone without, say, pulling off attached bits.

trololo

[expunger]

I have. This is just easier.

[thelightbringer]

Even when he can regenerate? All he learned from your exchange is that you have strong fingers.

[expunger]

I don't have the patience to appeal to emotions. You cover that well enough.

[thelightbringer]

But he finds you too emotional to appeal to logic. You've failed on two accounts, Raphael.

[emptynight]

Actually, I'm pretty sure "staying out of bitch reach" is the lesson here.

[thelightbringer]

You're smarter than they say.

[emptynight]

Everyone's just too dazzled by my boyish good looks.