[02: video] - Life is fraughtless, when you're thoughtless

[emptynight]

[About five minutes ago, a sharp popping sound could have been heard from one of the emptier buildings in the city. And only now does the video come on, with Thomas looking disheveled, to put it mildly. He's got yellow pulp clinging to his hair, and his clothes are clinging to him again, this time covered in what looks like apple juice.]

[still, he doesn't look particularly embarrassed, just a little sheepishly smirky]


So, fermenting apple cider explodes. Who knew.


[ooc: on-line or off, either is fine. He'll be cleaning up his mess for a good long while, plenty of time for multiple people to drop by.]

Comments

video; LET'S DO THIS.

[expunger]

[Wow. They keep getting stupider.]

Anyone with intellect.

[emptynight]

Ouch, sweetheart. Was that supposed to hurt my feelings?

[expunger]

[For that, Thomas, you get the Eyebrow.]

It was simply the truth.

[emptynight]

[Eyebrow right back, cutie Raphael]

Tsk tsk. Coming to gloat isn't flattering, darling.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

...Half the population of anywhere with apples and alcohol, I'm thinking.

[He's smirking right back, though.]

Need some help getting cleaned up?

[emptynight]

Only if they made their apples into alcohol. I like buying mine from the liquor store a lot more.

[and there's a glint of something silver in his eyes] Depends on if you're offering.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Or you just really like liquor stores.

[A shrug.] I'm bored, might as well.

[emptynight]

[he just laughs]

Well, we wouldn't want you to get bored, darling. [he sends Jack the coordinates of the building where he's taken up the short-lived bootlegger career]

But if all you wanted was to see me naked all you had to do was ask.

[Video] Because throwing the stripper at him is a GREAT idea

[toxickiss]

[So laughing. You look ridiculous.]

How'd you even manage that?

[video forever] Best idea ever, basically

[emptynight]

[he runs a hand through his hair and somehow despite the apple juice and whatnot, he still manages to make it look good. Damn vampire powers.]

Talent, darling, and an abysmal lack of luck.

[toxickiss]

[Well, he can wear the apple. She'll just be wearing the latex. It's not as sticky.]

So being unlucky is a common talent of yours, or is it finding as many ways of getting your clothes to stick to you possible?

[emptynight]

[he appreciates the spandex.]

That'd be telling.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

Well not you apparently.

[permavideo]

[emptynight]

What can I say, I had better people to do in college.

Re: [permavideo]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

...I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know.

You actually went to college?

[emptynight]

What, I don't look smart enough to have gone to college?

[Video]

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

It seems I was justified in choosing not to take your instruction regarding explosives.

[permavideo]

[emptynight]

[Castiel gets a Look that says 'was that supposed to hurt my feelings?']

If you say so. Or I just found another way to make things explode without gunpowder. Who knows how many alternate explosives I could find without sharing.

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

If you discover them the same way you did this one, you likely won't be capable of sharing your knowledge.

At least you've been informed of the medical options available.

[Video]

[dark-thespian.livejournal.com]

[Allen just can't help but laugh.] Yes, they do. That's why there's a process to it or so I was told.

[video forever]

[emptynight]

[Thomas shrugs, seemingly unperturbed by the setback. He's also lost the shirt at some point (thanks Jack) and is still picking bits of apple out of his hair.]

Next thing you're going to tell me is that there's books and research and instructions for this sort of thing, dollface.

[video forever]

[dark-thespian.livejournal.com]

[He has to pause because dollface? Really?] I have no idea. It's not my line of work.

[video]

[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

[This is just laughter. Loud, obnoxious laughter. Killua is not even on the screen. All that is visible is an empty chair, which he just fell out of.]

[video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

Don't come too close to him. At that rate, it might be catching.

[emptynight]

He can hear you just fine, sweetheart.