Letters: Too many seers in the future

From: Thomas Raith <godofcologne@livejournal.com>
To: Alice Cullen <projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>

Subject: Meddlesome women

Dear Alice,

This is the problem with getting involved with seers. They just can’t stop giving us mere immortals advice. No promises, dear troublesome Alice, since I don’t know what the future will bring, but I will ask my crew keep a copy of Goodnight Moon in the closet with some fuzzy blankets and bunny slippers if it’ll ease your mind.

And just in case you doubt the depths of my sincere apologies for what you inadvertently saw (can’t a devilishly handsome incubus get any privacy in his sex life around here?), I’ve sent you a present. It should arrive tomorrow. Thank you for the chocolates, and if you’ll excuse me, I have to go skin a cat.

Always,
Thomas

PS – Perhaps I will introduce you to Bianca the next time you visit. I’m sure our newest will take you under her wing and keep you from harassing me with advice go shopping with you.