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emptynight) wrote2009-08-13 12:17 pm
emptynight) wrote2009-08-13 12:17 pm
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Letters: Sometimes I feel Like I am drunk behind the wheel
From: Thomas Raith <godofcologne@livejournal.com>
To: Alice Cullen < projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>
Subject: Should’ve written earlier.
Alice –
You sound better. At least, you’re throwing enough information at me again to make my head spin. So let me take these things one at a time, you know, like us puny non-oracles do.
One:
Books? What books? Why would you tell me something so juicy and ripe for ridiculous amounts of torment and not let me use it? You are a cruel, cruel woman, Alice Cullen. See if I ever send you shoes again. Joking aside, any guesses on how these books of yours will affect him? Last thing I really want to deal with right now is your brother turning back into Broody McYellowEyes. (More on this later).
Two:
I know you don’t want to hear this, being all used to the seeing and knowing and sudden walking into walls, but take it as advice from a friend. It’s okay that you can’t see things. It really is. I know you’re scared and watching this all come smacking you in the face is rough, but really. We’ll take things as they come, and try not to get our asses kicked in the process.
Three:
I’m not sure how much is being shown on TV anymore. We’ve been ditching the crew regularly but stuff still manages to get out. And I don’t want to worry you, but Edward’s been acting… off. I know, I know, I’m really not one to talk. I’ve been off myself. I mean that Edward’s been… I don’t really know how to describe it, but he’s getting aggressive. Empty night, that sounded like I think he’s going to beat me or something. No, its just, he’s not acting normal sometimes (remember what I said about Broody McYellowEyes? Yeah, like the antithesis of that).
I don’t know if it’s just me being off and I’m looking at things weird because of the offness (believe me, I know. It keeps happening and even though things are working, I’m not… I need to get my head back on straight.). But does it look like Edward’s acting weird to you?
Either way, I’ll keep an eye on the idiot (make your joke about blind leading the blind, I know you want to). Sorry about freaking him out with the cat woman. I didn’t see it coming either. I hope we’re still at least making for hilarious TV. The ponies and the cupcakes were funny, at least, weren’t they?
Thomas
To: Alice Cullen < projectrunwayrules445@sparklecullen.com>
Subject: Should’ve written earlier.
Alice –
You sound better. At least, you’re throwing enough information at me again to make my head spin. So let me take these things one at a time, you know, like us puny non-oracles do.
One:
Books? What books? Why would you tell me something so juicy and ripe for ridiculous amounts of torment and not let me use it? You are a cruel, cruel woman, Alice Cullen. See if I ever send you shoes again. Joking aside, any guesses on how these books of yours will affect him? Last thing I really want to deal with right now is your brother turning back into Broody McYellowEyes. (More on this later).
Two:
I know you don’t want to hear this, being all used to the seeing and knowing and sudden walking into walls, but take it as advice from a friend. It’s okay that you can’t see things. It really is. I know you’re scared and watching this all come smacking you in the face is rough, but really. We’ll take things as they come, and try not to get our asses kicked in the process.
Three:
I’m not sure how much is being shown on TV anymore. We’ve been ditching the crew regularly but stuff still manages to get out. And I don’t want to worry you, but Edward’s been acting… off. I know, I know, I’m really not one to talk. I’ve been off myself. I mean that Edward’s been… I don’t really know how to describe it, but he’s getting aggressive. Empty night, that sounded like I think he’s going to beat me or something. No, its just, he’s not acting normal sometimes (remember what I said about Broody McYellowEyes? Yeah, like the antithesis of that).
I don’t know if it’s just me being off and I’m looking at things weird because of the offness (believe me, I know. It keeps happening and even though things are working, I’m not… I need to get my head back on straight.). But does it look like Edward’s acting weird to you?
Either way, I’ll keep an eye on the idiot (make your joke about blind leading the blind, I know you want to). Sorry about freaking him out with the cat woman. I didn’t see it coming either. I hope we’re still at least making for hilarious TV. The ponies and the cupcakes were funny, at least, weren’t they?
Thomas